I don’t usually draw attention to these, but this one was too tempting…

From Craigslist ad:

I saw you riding your bike up Cherry Street. You were quite musty, with your long brown mane. I’m not sure if you showered this month, but no worries I shower plenty for both us. All your tattoos looked like you are very dedicated to biking, which is my favorite thing to do. You looked great in your leather vest, even though it was hot out, my temperature rose seeing you ride by. I hope you respond so we can venture to 821 together. Please Email if this fits your description.